Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
