I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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