she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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