She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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