Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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