He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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