i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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