Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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