Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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