just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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