Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I am midnight drunk by noon
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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