Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i think my tv is drunk
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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