what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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