uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Randomize
