Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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