I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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