Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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