they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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