You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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