if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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