I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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