why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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