Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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