I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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