Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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