im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
