I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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