I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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