Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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