drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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