i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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