Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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