Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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