and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I'm passing your future prison.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
