Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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