I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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