Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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