508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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