I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The power of my boobs compel you
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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