I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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