I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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