it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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