How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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