I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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