im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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