That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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