Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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