Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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