Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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