So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
A+ Viking dick
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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