I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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