Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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