He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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