That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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