But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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